


Здравствуйте! (Zdravstvuyte!) A Salaam Alaykom! Hello! My name is Pepe the Superfly Monkey. Several years ago, I found myself traveling the globe in the luggage of a man with thick, black glasses and his sassafrass wife. They took me in as their own and since then we have had many grand adventures. We now find ourselves in at home in Colorado, but still enjoying traveling the US and beyond!

I was still a little hesitant about this, so Pepe was brave enough to take the first sip of this curious libation. His face brightened and his eyes became wide as if he had just suckled the nectar from the life-giving teat of the earth-mother herself. I had to pry his arms from the can to be able to sample this supposed wonder-drink.
There is definitely a difference between monkey taste buds and my own. It actually is not half bad if you don't mind watered-down barley pop with a strong artificial apple flavoring bite. The after-taste almost reminds me that I'm drinking beer until I remember that the only reason anyone drinks Budweiser piss-water is for the benefit of the alcohol. Apple flavoring is a poor substitute for alcohol, but what else can you do to make an alcoholic beverage appealing to a non-alcoholic society such as this? What's up, Pete, where's the Cherry Coors Light?
We saw some camels on the way.
Afterwards we made a stop in Dubai to see the new mall.
We saw the three-story aquarium inside the mall.
And we ate at the only Taco Bell in the UAE!